don't try this at home. or anywhere else

Sunday, September 03, 2006


i need a camera. then i can go all nuts and post silly stuff like what-i-wore-today. it'll probably always be the same thing though. top x levis x nike sneaks, with the top varying but the rest staying the same. can't help it if i've found my 'second skin' haha.

running down an up-riding escalator is fun. yes, don't ask. first you're overcome with fear and intimadation as you stare down that cold, unfeeling flight of steel. then you throw caution to the wind and make your move. adrenaline keeps you going for the first few steps before you realise that you aren't moving much. if you're moving down at the same speed as the escalator moves up, duh you're not going anywhere. well of course you want to get somewhere (down, to be precise) so you will your legs to work faster, which gives you some progress, but quite slowly. having chosen a rather long escalator to attempt this foolish stunt on, you begin to regret. but regretting never gets you anywhere, and since you already wanna get to the bottom, you start to break into a run. or rather, an ungainly one-two step. cross one step and hop the next two. you near the end! which is great excect that someone is trying to board the escalator up. NO! you yell, simultaneously upping your speed. to slow down in shock now would be stupid(not to mention potentially harmful). arms flailing, you leap over the last few steps and make it onto solid ground to bemused stares from the others. having made your most un-glam descent, you slink off into the darkness.

and that was how i spent my day. cheerio.





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